I have just looked at my spam folder, a rare occurrence, and thought I’d share some of the messages I get from around the globe. I do wonder how they found me but don’t want to dig too deeply lest I find a skeleton in my closet or a Russian bride on my doorstep.
* Beautiful Russian — No credit card required (I wonder how she earns a living)
* Congratulation! $4,000 added to your account (I checked my accounts and this didn’t happen)
* Mariah writes HoT Girls๐hOrny Are L๐king for S*X๐N0w โ๐ฅโ No fake profiles (Credit card is required)
* African Elongation, Husband caught his wife riding a 15 inch (I got several of these, but don’t know what the 15-inch thing was because I didn’t dare open it)
* Congrats! $1,000 added to your retirement account (checked again, nada)
* Dr. Oz! How men stop using viagra and get their sex life back (He didn’t explain)
* AAG Mortgage added $15.000 to your retirement account (no they didn’t, and $15 to three decimal places?)
* Diana writes, Hi Baby ready to F-ck tonight. (Not sure if that was a question or statement)
ABC Shark Tank — Bye bye fat, lose 50lbs in 61 days (I’d weigh 97 lbs! That’s too thin.)
Penis Size, African Priest helps white man gain 6 inches (I presume he’s not a Catholic priest)
P..A..Y..P..A..Y..P..A..L..just added $1,000 to your retirement account (better than $15.000 I grant you.)
* Mariah writes again, HoT Girls๐hOrny Are L๐king for S*X๐N0w โ๐ฅโ No fake profiles โ No credit card required (Now no credit card required. She must be desperate)
* Tim Ryan writes I’ve got a big announcement (He’s running for Senate in Ohio, getting into the game a bit early IMHO)
* From Federal-Tax-Settlement alias..at..privatecompanyjob.com, Take Action to Get Out of IRS Debt! (I think the Federal government needs this more than me)
*Abram writes, What will happen to you in 2021 is truly incredible! I have no doubt because my extrasensory powers have shown me your future and I can assure you that my clairvoyant talents have always proved to be one hundred per cent effective! (If he was any good he would know that I’d not respond)
* P0RNSTAR Special report Letโs face it – Youโre going to be home alone with your wife for monthsโฆAre you going to enjoy some bedtime fun?Or is your โlimp little soldierโ going to ruin things yet again? A group of 70+ American men are secretly stockpiling one fruit,
which the world may see shortages of soon. Why? Because of it’s incredible power
to make you rock hard, almost instantlyโฆso you can deliver earth-shattering performances for her, while youโre holed up together for monthsโฆ(I wonder if has anti oxidants?”
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*Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, The White House today released details of President Bidenโs โAmerican Families Plan.โ The plan proposes roughly $1.8 trillion over 10 years in spending and tax breaks for child care, education, health care, and other programs. It also includes $1.5 trillion of estimated offsets, through increased taxes on high-income households and improved tax enforcement. The administration says the American Families Plan and American Jobs Plan, combined, will be fully offset over 15 years (The gall of these spammers!)
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* Amazon.com, Hello DADER1776! You are Customer #6111694559 of CA A-m-a-Z-o-n Gift and Rewards and we have been waiting for your confirmation since 28/12/2020 This delievery is for you To activate the delivery , please Confirm. (Maybe I’ll buy some Roundup with this or a dictionary. I’m sure delievery is spelled differently)
* RegainYourManhood retunrn@fjeboyn.com, Your Member Like This And Gain 6 Inches (Mariah says I don’t need this)
* ๐Julia๐ yitqfahgcckmwkqsxq at sysvxy.drivefact.org, I want you with me tonight. (Julia would agree with Mariah it would appear and, get this, offers (5)Pictures_And_(3)_Videos, Please_Join_me)
* โ๏ธ\’๐๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ฒ๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ฌ : ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฏ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐๐\’โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ*__.503m, ๐๐๐_๐๐๐๐ aqcdaamkvvhgbnqaat@hljwqavspjjqlvjqjb.org (I don’t think this is really from the IRS)
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* Magnum XT ๐ฒ๐ฅPictures-Of_Your-Wife๐.(naked)๐.๐ฅโฆ __ Nยฐ#-tnx (Pippa would be appalled if these got around)
* I’ll put these three together as they just came this morning, 1) Play the Best Casino Games Now, Raging Bull Casino offers $50 free chips without making a deposit, Planet 7 Casino says Play & Win Big – 250+ Top Rated Games and Casino Tells me of Huge jackpots and 60 free spins just for you ( Funny, but all see casinos are at 8595 Pelham Rd,,546,Greenville,South Carolina,29615. It must be crowded down there)